Miley Cyrus "Distraught" Over Fully Clothed Photographs

American teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus, is to sue a French magazine after they published a series of photographs which appears to show her shopping in a Los Angeles mall wearing jeans and a sweater. Cyrus,21, who is famous for her daring stage outfits and  raunchy, "twerking" pop videos, was allegedly distraught when the pictures appeared in chic, Elle magazine, last Friday.

Her publicist told reporters "Miley is absolutely inconsolable right now. It's absolutely disgusting that she can't occasionally put some clothes on and walk around in public without some low life paparazzo with a long lens snapping her when she's at her most vulnerable. She wants all her fans to know that she's feeling a little ashamed right now and would like to reassure them that her latest video is even more outrageous than her last and features her writhing around with a number of male models, with not just her breasts on display, but her genitalia also. The matter is now in the hands of our attorneys"

Cyrus herself was reluctant to comment when our reporter visited her swish apartment in LA last night, but she did open the door in a flimsy negligee before offering to pose provocatively for our photographer.

British Woman In "Buy One Get One Free" Incident

             A British Dog Taking Advantage Of A Buy One Get One Free  Offer Pictured Last Night

           It is being widely reported by a number of global media networks that a 43 year old woman from the English town of Dorking in Surrey has taken advantage of a "buy one get one free" offer in a local branch of the Tesco supermarket chain.

It is believed that the incident took place on or around the beginning of June 2013 when the woman, who is now avoiding the media glare by staying with relatives, bought two tins of Tesco Prime Meaty Chunks dog food for her Springer Spaniel, and yet, due to an attractive, in store special offer, only paid the amount normally charged by the store for one can.

A spokesperson for the store issued a brief statement last night "Yes it's absolutely true that this woman took advantage of a special offer at our Dorking branch, while at the same time we'd like to point out that we as a company cannot accept responsibility for the choices made by our customers and anyway what the fuck's it got to do with you?"