” ‘ang on. I’m not dead yet!”
The war torn, pestilence-ravaged continent of Africa is now reported to be completely devoid of human life following the death yesterday of it’s last living inhabitant who was killed instantly after falling down a manhole in Uganda.
The United Nations now plan to auction off the troubled continent to the highest bidder, with Virgin boss, Richard Branson, a firm favourite with his plan to turn it into a "car park" for hot air balloons..
Reuters
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