According to recent CIA reports, the Syrians may have used the noxious chemical, Ammonium Sulphide, against insurgent forces in a small town just outside the capital, Damascus, in a direct contravention of United Nations policy on chemical warfare.
The substance allegedly used, gives off a ghastly smell, somewhat akin to rotten eggs, and can cause gagging, vomiting, and for people in the vicinity to be accused of having farted.
A spokesman for the Syrian government Batasar Ishtu Tomkins Minor said last night "Yes it's jolly well true that we splatted the rotters with some absolutely wizard stink bombs, and to be honest it's no more than the rotten blighters deserved! What's more, if they don't stop being such a bally nuisance, we're going to pelt the lot of them with our trusty catapults and snitch on them to matron. Huzzah!"
The British government has responded swiftly with a statement from The Foreign Office "What an absolutely appalling bad show! If we hear of any more of it, we're going to go over there and roast a few of the blighters over an open fireplace before ragging their bally studies!"
In other news, President Barack Obama has called the Pakistani president, Asif Ali Zadari, a "fat owl" in response to being called "an inky bounder"by the Pakistani premier
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