About Me...

My name's Clivey but you can call me pretty much anything you like, just as long as I'm asleep and therefore unlikely to take umbrage. I'm being aided and abetted on this blog by an extremely clever personage who understands the dark arts of blogging far better than I, who thought it was something to do with armed robbery.



I'm a prolific writer of satire whose work can be seen on toilet doors and inside bus shelters throughout London.



I'm perhaps best known for my many triumphs in spoof and satire writing competitions, which I often win with ease, sometimes without even bothering to write anything.

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My literary hero's are Dylan Thomas and Laurie Lee, whose works are shouted down my ears by my wife, due to my inability to read.

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I'm currently in prison with little or no hope of parole, which is a bit of a nuisance, but on the bright side, my darts and snooker skills have come on in leaps and bounds.

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Everything you read or listen to on this site is a complete pack of lies from start to finish. I/We intend no harm to any creature, alive or dead. Having said that, I/We wouldn't mind if Piers Morgan sprained his ankle.

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If, however, you feel your reputation has been sullied, or your copyright breached, please feel free to pursue us through the courts. Good luck with that one as we dont have a pot to piss in between us.

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Enjoy your stay. It could be your last.

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Love from Team Soz x