500 New Homes To Be Built On Olly Murs's Face

In a bid to reduce the waiting list for social housing in London, Mayor Boris Johnson has announced plans to construct 500 small, 3 bedroomed, properties on the face of pop sensation Olly Murs.

Addressing the london assembly this morning, Johnson said. "With so many families living in temporary accommodation throught the london boroughs we have decided to utilise some of the wide open spaces available to us and provide permamnent, quality housing for those most in need of it. We have earmarked Olly Murs's big face as just one of the options open to us.

Murs himself was unavailable for comment, but his agent said "Olly is absolutely delighted to have hundreds of London's most needy residents setting up home on his  gigantic face. He sees it as a chance to really put something back into the community.

It is believed this is just one of a number of moves to use celebrities to improve conditions in the London area and follows controversial proposals to build a large heliport on Simon Cowell's bloody great, botoxed, forehead.

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