In the wake of the Boston Marathon bomb outrage, it has emerged that federal agents have seized a plate of Hummus that they claim was acting suspiciously in a small Arabic food restaurant close to the scene of the blast.
An FBI spokesman told reporters last night. "One of our agents spotted the plate of Hummus looking extremely agitated and shifty as it lay on the counter of the restaurant, waiting to be taken over to a table. There was smoke coming out of it and everything. Also it's name sounds a lot like Hamas and we all know what those guys stand for. We've taken the dish in for questioning and possible detainment without trial at Guantanamo Bay for a few years, just to be on the safe side"
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